RafaΕ's collection of silly, natural, and actually useful products
Welcome to my little corner of commerce! Here you'll find products I've created that align with the chill lifestyle -
things that make you feel cozy and don't make you feel like you're being sold to by a robot.
Natural, simple, and with a touch of silliness because life's too short for boring products that take themselves too seriously.
β Featured Products
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Vanilla & Rose Coconut Oil Toothpaste
Who said toothpaste has to taste like aggressive mint? This luxurious blend combines coconut oil with vanilla and rose for a gentle, floral cleaning experience.
Tea tree oil does the actual cleaning work while you get to pretend you're brushing your teeth with fancy dessert. It's oral care that feels like self-care.
What makes it special:
β’ Coconut oil base for natural antibacterial action
β’ Tea tree oil for deep cleaning without harshness
β’ Vanilla & rose for a surprisingly delightful taste
β’ No burning, no chemical aftertaste
β’ Comes in recyclable glass jar (fancy!)
$12.99
RafaΕ's Take:
"I was skeptical about rose-flavored toothpaste, but it's actually amazing! My mouth feels clean and fancy. Plus, no more morning breath that could scare away small animals."
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"Chill Evening" Rose & Spice Blend
My personal evening tea blend that tastes like a cozy hug with floral notes. Black tea base with rose petals, lavender, and a hint of cinnamon - it's like drinking a warm sunset.
Perfect for when you want something sophisticated but not too fancy, calming but not boring.
Perfect for:
β’ Evening wind-down with a gentle caffeine boost
β’ Reading while avoiding responsibilities
β’ Contemplating life choices in style
β’ Impressing guests with your sophisticated taste
β’ When chamomile feels too sleepy but coffee feels too aggressive
$18.99
RafaΕ's Take:
"I drink this every evening while staring out the window. The rose and cinnamon make it feel fancy, but it's not trying too hard. It's like self-care disguised as a regular tea break."
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Stay-at-Home Potato Chips
The taste of giving up on your goals and being completely fine with it. Perfectly seasoned chips that remind you of childhood summers when your biggest decision was which video game to play next.
$8.99
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$15.99
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Minty Herbal Smokes
For when you want the ritual of smoking without the chaos. This gentle blend of mullein, rose, lavender, and spices with a bit of cannabis creates the perfect moment of pause.
Calming, grounding, and designed for frogs who want to slow down.
What makes it special:
β’ Low THC - won't make you anxious
β’ Smooth mullein base that's gentle on your lungs
β’ Lavender and rose for natural relaxation
β’ No tobacco, no nicotine, no harsh chemicals
β’ Perfect for slow mornings or evening wind-down rituals
$24.99
RafaΕ's Take:
"Sometimes you just want to relax a bit without going overboard. These are perfect for sitting on the porch, and feeling like you're doing something intentional instead of scrolling your phone."
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"Fresh Linen" Spring Morning Candle
The scent of cozy slow spring mornings when you have nowhere urgent to be. Fresh linen that reminds you of clean sheets and open windows, but without having to actually do laundry.
Perfect for creating that "I have my life together" vibe even when you're still in yesterday's clothes and haven't left the house.
$22.99
ποΈ Shop Info & Philosophy
Natural & Simple
All products are made with natural ingredients and simple processes. No unnecessary chemicals, no complicated ingredient lists you need a chemistry degree to understand.
Actually Useful
Everything here is something that makes life a little bit cozier and more pleasant. No random products just to fill shelf space. If it's here, it's because it adds a touch of uwu to your day.
Chill Shipping
Orders ship within 2-3 business days because rushing stresses everyone out. Free shipping over $35 because small orders need love too, but big orders deserve rewards.
No Pressure Sales
Buy what you want, when you want. No aggressive marketing, no fake urgency, no "limited time" manipulation. The products will be here when you're ready, just like a cozy afternoon that never rushes you.